Do You Believe?
Submitted by: David Aldridge
Author: Unknown
Date Sumbitted: Feb 27, 2006
A Christian lady had to do travel for her business. She did a lot of airline flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along. It was relaxing, particularly on long flights.
The man sitting next to her saw her pull out her Bible. He chuckled through a know-it-all smirk and went back to what he was doing.
After a while, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there, do you?"
The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that. It is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The lady said, "I don't know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then you ask him!!" replied the lady.