Mothers

For All Moms by: Unknown submitted by: Riley, Abra

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all... More...

Mean Moms (are the Best Moms) by: Unknown submitted by: Aldridge, David

We had the meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat... More...

Once Upon a Time by: Unknown submitted by: Bauer, Barb

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. So one day he asked God:

"They tell me you are going to send me to earth tomorrow- but how am I going to live there being so small and... More...

Real Mothers by: Schreiner, Olive submitted by: Aldridge, David

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy... More...

What It Means to Be Adopted by: Unknown submitted by: Ashford, Janice

Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different color hair than the other family members. One child suggested that he was... More...

When God Made Moms by: Unknown submitted by: Aldridge, David

By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one"? And the Lord answered and said, "Have... More...